“You can shoot ducks, but you can’t feed them. You can sleep with your wife or husband, but you can’t play tennis with them.
You can buy a pint to take away using an app on your mobile phone, but can’t drink it inside or immediately outside a pub.
Marks & Sparks can sell you a prawn sandwich, but not a pair of socks. Knickers are ‘non-essential’ on the High Street, but freely available on the internet.
We are urged to exercise and keep fit to boost our immune systems but gyms and swimming pools are closed, by law.
In Greater Manchester, Chief Constable Ian Hopkins appealed for people to snitch on their neighbours if they suspect they are having friends of family over during lockdown.”
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